Just for clarification, the Dr. Jones referenced in this comic is *not* a Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. Think back, if you will, to another Dr. Jones who is much beloved by the female student body. Having problems? Drift over towards Harrison Ford, or scroll down to the credits for a clue.
Norrington belongs to Disney, Bruckheimer, and Davenport.
Christine belongs to Leroux and Webber.
Tracy Turnblad belongs to Waters, Shaiman, and Wittman.
Indiana Jones belongs to Lucas and Ford.